Ale King - Magi vs Cain: The Sequel

So she was winning and winning and winning... or something she really did not know anymore or care. Did she ever care though? Whatever was going on she was doing it... who was she again? Tenebris? Magi? Magbris! Whatever! Tenebris (maybe) saw a guy in white... white sucked it was a dumb color for dumb people, like her! Magi wore white! She looked down at herself as more mugs lined up before her like magic. Why was she wearing black again? Oh that's right! She was dead! When was her funeral coming? So much grief, it was so incredible... who was she now? Brismags! The distorted drunk girl began to sing to to herself as she drank with a surprisingly blank stare behind her red face.

"M-M-Ma..... *hic* M-M-Ma, M-M-Magi *hic*!
Hehehehehe.....
M-M-Ma M-M-Ma, *hic* M-m-Tene!
Cure you!
S-s-s-she is the...hehehe... one who g-g-g-grieves all day for people persons...!
M-M-Ma T-T-enebeeeee, Tenemagsssss!
M-M-Ma hehehehehe *hic*, M-M-Magi!
Magi ... hehehe... Magi... nonono!!

Tears were streaming down her face as she continued but she didn't care... it was great! Awesome! She was having so much pure unrestrained FUN!

"She loves to eat...hehehehe... candy... ewewewew t-t-t-too! Cause *hic* s-s-s-she is a dumbasssss wusssssy!
T-T-enebeeeee, T-T-Tenebris, hehehe.... M-M-Magi!
M-M-Ma, Make her *hic* g-g-g-goooo awaaaaay.... M-M-Magi!
Magi Heart yeah go go g-g-g-go away.....!!
Hehehe.... hehe... gee whiz, I LOVE you white suit p-p-p-p-person! Let me sssssave you tuxedo perssssson!"

The dark magical girl covered her face in her hands as her body shook. Releasing her face to grab another mug she continued. The sight of her would be enough to probably get her put in a mental asylum if she was not in a room of drunks.

"All the roses fall, she k-k-k-k-keeps on hisssssing!
Gotta give u-u-up, the people *hic* persons are hehehehe.... WAILING. Magten's lisssssping like vampy! Oooooh n-n-nnoooesss hehehehe!"
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Tenebris lifted her eyes back up to the blurry guy who looked like a angel. She smiled as her last mug was put down.

"W-w-w-will... hehehe... you be...my friend... take everyone to *hic* heaven mister... the real one... not this... place or that place... hehe.... make the grief drown us alllll...."

Her head hit the table.

Wellness: - 10
Drunkenness: + 45

Thrown dice:

46

22

1

13

22

36

4

2

146
Win: 6 / Lose: 1​

 

Ah, he was hitting his limit soon. No, he was going to surpass his limits soon. Soon? Hell NO! He already surpassed his drinking limits, his toned abs stretching out like a balloon, and now Cain Darlite, Flagbearer of Miracles, Drinker of Drinks, was just going farther and farther and farther to see how far he was even going to get! It was always going to be like this, wasn’t it? Just push and push and push until his mind fractured and his body crumbled, while he started wondering why he was trying so hard to begin with. It was so fun! Drowning out meaning with productivity!

“Woooo!” The midnight haired muse cheered as Magi broke out into song, taking all of three nanoseconds before the inebriated magic user joined in on her drunken revelry, “You’re sooooo god at sanging, mah guy! Shoulda done so to begin with!”

Matching the mad girl mug for mug, Cain started dancing as well, stomping his feet and clapping his hands as he bit into the edge of the flagon. Holding it in place, the drunk sucked in ale as he celebrated the alcohol driven insanity, unbothered at all by how paradoxical and contradictory her expressions were. This may have been a chance to get closer to her, may have been a chance to hear more about the Crimson Rose that he was chasing, but…

“Love yah too, yah hot mess of a midget cunt!” Cain declared, crushing the more experienced player into a bear hug before swinging her around thrice, “B-b-but salvation is for dweebs, and grief is for boo hoos! Let’s just have fun instead! Explode all the shits! Rescue all the shits! Chaotic chaos, here we go! Drown in alllllll t-”

Gurk. Too much spinning.

Practically throwing her away, Cain felt on all fours and ejected a streaming pile of ale-like vomit.

“GURGUGARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Thankfully, due to the magic of Terrasphere, the vomit was rainbows and sparkles instead.

…

Thankfully?

Wellness: - 00
Drunkenness: + 15

Thrown dice:

39

49

17

84

7

98

36

32

377
Win: 2 / Lose: 2​