18! i'm 18! old enough to sign waiver forms to trampoline parks and old enough to not be able to give candy to little kids anymore...aww man, that last one kinda sucks. do u think ill be arrested if i keep giving ice cream bars to my neighbors' kids? O-O ANYWAYS, THANKS THEO! EVEN IF YOU'RE LIKE 80 YEARS OLD, I WILL NEVER STOP SEEING YOU AS MY PARTNER IN CRIME! WE GONNA PLAY OVERWATCH ONE DAY (i cant believe i havent played with u once! i mean, curved and i played like 50 games together already!)! AND WE GONNA BE A BAD INFLUENCE ON EVERYONE AND WE GONNA EAT KLONDIKE BARS ahhh, im so happy that everyones wishing me happy birthday but i cant respond with all the JOYS in the status message becuz of the character limit so i have 2 give this lame, condensed version and now that we're talking in a thread with a 10,000 word limit I CAN PROPERLY CONVEY ALL MY FEELINGS gotta go get my hair cut (cause it's like 50 feet long and i look like the Grudge and my family's like "no mandy, u cant look like dis on ur birthday party" and im like WHO SAYS?! IT'S MY PARTY RITE? I CAN HAVE MY HEAD LOOK LIKE A STAR TREK TRIBBLE AND NO ONES GONNA HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY IT but then they were like "we will let u eat all the candy u want today in the locked cabinet" and i was like "yes" but then i realized that they were gonna let me eat it anyways cuz its my bday but by then i already pinky promised (it's this sacred thing in my house cuz everytime i promised i'd wake up 5 minutes later and they didnt believe me cause i broke that promise so many times so i made up this pinky promise thing and now if i pinky promise i cant go back on it or else i lose my sleeping-in privileges) and now i gtg to a hair cuttery and get my hair chopped off with a btucher knife and i was like I WANNA SPEND MY TIME ON DISCORD WITH MY ONLINE FRIENDS but then my moms like .___________. the stare of disapproval. so now i have this 9pm party at this fancy restaurant of utter boredom and i only have like my bff abby and my complicated ex-boyfriend-of-two-years attending and the rest of the 30+ people are gonna be my parents' employees. i mean, i like their employees cause theyre nice and everything but theyre just too nice. like, they look at me like im a giant shark who'll devour their souls if they do anything but compliment me and look at me like im jesus' second coming. so YAH. AFTER THAT ILL TOTALLY COME BACK AND HOP INTO THE DISCORD AND SHARE MY GIFTS WITH U ALL THO! like, i get the same gifts all the time which is basically bribery so we can all enjoy a super fun game of DICE WARS and fight over c00l l00t like a gift card to a pantyhose factory or something the WORST thing about being a teenager/adult is that everyone assumes u like clothes. like, that's all u get. u get gift cards to sephora to buy make up and i just stare at the ppl like: does it look like i wear makeup? i have, like, two different outfits that i actually wear and i alternate whenever it goes into the laundry and i wonder if theyre trying to politely tell me to wear something other than the 100x duplicates of the exact same bland $1 on-sale t-shirt my grandma and i got from kmart or if they actually think i like clothes shopping. btw clothes shopping is the most BORING thing ever! its like...clothes. they all look identical. wtf is a frill? wut is a capri? r u talking about the juice blend? y do u wear ripped jeans? like, y buy jeans that are already ripped? u can get it ripped with a pair of safety scissors for cheaper! and u can use all the extra money to go to an FYE for a glowing technicolor unicorn lamp or grab a sweet almond pretzel at auntie annes okie, my gma is screaming at me from the top of the stairs to hurry up so i gtg! cya l8r theo! *HUGS* UR LIKE ONE OF MY BFFS like in order: altaira (my white german shepherd) (my favorite doggo) harry (my korean jindo mix) (i love him 2 but he's a fat butt) abby (my bff) gma and gpa (they're the best!) (my gpa has a midlife crisis tho) everyone on terrasphere! (valedictorian (im sorry vale, i know u hate puns but i had to) and snarkysnide and pandoodle and lumalamp and curvywurvy and traschdad and kingtheo and HR [hr is kinda like that pseudo-mom that u dont see much but u know she cares about u and that makes u really happy] and sky and EVERYONE I COULDNT MENTION BUT I LOVE THEM ALL like theres 2 many ppl! like i LOVE malzel (ur RPs r always fun 2 read) and gene (super nice, don't talk nearly enuff!) and korra (i miss u) and THERES JUST 2 MANY PPL TO LIST. we totally all need to talk more! ive literally never met any1 on here who wasnt super cool or super nice! my uncle (he kewl but he's like 44 and in a mid life crisis) my stepdad (also in a midlife crisis) my bio dad (also in a midlife crisis) my mom (midlife crisis x10) everyone else in existence (except grant gustin bcuz he's <333; u gotta love a guy whose instagram is full of pics of his dogs!) tl;dr - im an adult now and i am now a responsible, capable individual. AND I JUST WANT U GUYSTO KNOW I LOVE U GUYS EVEN THO IM GONNA BE BUSY TODAY AND WONT BE ABLE TO SPEND MOST OF THE DAY WITH U GUYS EVEN THO I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO! D: ur like, my second family! *hugs everyone*
