(Chat) The Rescue Entourage

Quinn

Yo, how's everyone doing? This is Quinn and I will be your professional commentator for this road trip. If you happen to enjoy my touring commentating, I would really appreciate some tips in the form of food or money.

Anywho, so if you look to your left the spot we're driving up ahead would be the famous Yule trees, and next to that you have got some pine trees, if you look real carefully, there appear to be some critters on the branches. Also, if you can't see shit, I recommend enabling the night vision mode on your palm camera, since it's night time and all. Oh, if you're a picture collector, I recommend snapping a picture of that rare white coyote looking at you funny, he's just like me, alone and hungry.

I hope you got some good pictures of the yule and pine trees as well as the white coyote, that wraps up what I have to say about this region. I will commentate in the morning when we can see more clearly.

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Alonso Thorlion

Wait minute did you seriously just start a conversation thread like this is some kind of road trip? Actually, when the hell did some of you people even show up!

 

Aria

Oh. My. God, who invited Captain Planet here? Like, get your own gig, dude. There’s, like, only one real green bitch around here. Also, that ‘Tour Guide’ thing you have going on? Totally uncool, duh.

 

Alonso Thorlion

Now, I know players' ages differ from their offline selves, but I'm surprised to see a Captain Planet reference here, let alone one of you younger folks even knowing about that cartoon. That's something from my time.

 

Aria

Hey there, Marquis Catdad! Yea, like, I have this nerdy friend, she showed me, like, all kind of old comics and whatever. Most of them are, like, super old, but Captain Planet dude, he’s a’ight.

 

Romulus

Ha ha ha, you got to admire the sport for trying to keep it entertaining during these grim times. I believe this was some kind of relief or his way of calm before we all face the storm.

 

Moonbunny

Now, now, a little shower shouldn't be enough to spoil the t~ou~r, surely someone has had the foresight to prepare some umbrellas? My blanket somehow smells of the freshest apples, such cleverness must stand to proof that this a first-class excursion yes~?

 

Quinn

Whoa!!! Shit!!! These bandits were not a part of this tour. As much as I would like to drop some sick info on this dangerous sighting, I don't know anything about these dudes.

I am so sorry have failed y'all as your tour guide. If y'all give me like a month or something, I'll infiltrate their group and come back to my post as THE tour guide who is willing to brave swords and arrows to get authentic facts and history for y'all.

 

Jace Vale

No offense, but I doubt you're not a very good tour guide so far.

On a serious note, could you even try to help us out here? I think the fire is going down, but I don't know if I can deal much more with these bandits attacking us! I am not going to spend my apprenticeship in death!

 

Aria

What the hell is this? Bandits? Bitch please, don't they have, like, anything better to do? Attacking a caravan totally filled with soldiers and adventurers? Are they, like, idiots? Well... they are bandits, what can we expect? Sigh... totally gonna regret wasting my arrows on them.

 

Jace Vale

@Aria Like we have a choice here. Our wagon just went out of control and I feel one of them is a mage specialized in Hydromancy. At least someone was able to get me out of there on time. But not very peacefully... Ow...

 

Magdalyn

Hey guys, now that things have slowed down, I just wanted to apologize.

I'm not sure who it was that I hid behind when the gator showed up, but I'm going to go ahead and blame new-player jitters. I didn't mean to get in your way, or use you as a meat shield. It won't happen again. Probably.

 

Solaria

I'm not sure who it was you hid behind @Magdalyn, but I know it wasn't me. Still, I'm sure they'll understand! It was a scary ordeal for sure! If you ever need some help calming down, I have a spell that'd do just the trick next time, so let me know okay?

Also whoever said Captain Planet was here: OMG xD I haven't seen that in ages. I loved it when I was little. Now I need to find it online so I can share it with my brother. Send me a link if you have one? He's five, so he'll love it. LOVE it.