Ale King - (Challenge#1) Priscilla Flanst Round 2

Drinking Challenge #1

Priscilla Flanst

Rules: Up to three may challenge Priscilla at a time. They will each roll 8xd100 and use the same template as normal. The results must not be posted up until DM responds to the thread at the end. If any of the three defeat Priscilla, all three get the win point! If the three lose, another group of up to three may attempt this challenge and rematches are allowed after 24 hours. Beware.... she may have a trick or two!
@Seigi @Lady Briar @Claire Thalassa

"Hohohohoho! More lambs to the slaughter!"

Priscilla gazed upon the silly drunkard child that was rematching her. Such utter foolishness! The girl was on the verge of total collapse. Priscilla did not want to cause any serious injury to the Astoreans that was not her intention... of course nothing stopping them from doing it to themselves. Such lack of self control... fitting of ill bred sorts.

Then came another drunken feline...yes another child. What in blazes was Astoreas law makers? They must be completely inept! Well, Priscilla drank as early as thirteen herself but she was able to handle it. She was a Flanst and can taste any liquor she desired. These peasants were all doomed to a early grave at this rate. At least the third to stand before her was a capable looking woman. Perhaps she could enjoy this after all.


"Are all that challenge me ... children? I am insulted! Maximilian is more than enough to finish you off and send you back off to your parents! Hhohohohoho!"

Priscilla closed her eyes with a haughty smile and snapped a white gloved finger.

"Faulkner!"
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Maximilian Faulkner

Y-yes my lady I am right here! How may I be of assistance?

"Hohohohohoho! You shall be drinking these disgusting excuses for alcoholic beverages! I shall be keeping a close eye on you! Do not fail my expectations!"
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Maximilian Faulkner

I-I see.... I suppose if that is my order! I am Maximilian Faulkner of House Flanst. I will be your opponent today! Let us enjoy many more drinks together!

!!SPECIAL DRINKING ABILITY ACTIVATE!!
[Noble Order: Swap]



Wellness: - 25
Drunkenness: + 5

Thrown dice:

87

48

89

68

28

21

54

35

430
Win: 1 / Lose: 0
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Claire didn't know why she showed up to drink again. She wasn't drunk to the point of doing something that she'd regret just yet, but she definitely wasn't a pinnacle of sobriety right now. And all this after drinking a significant amount of ale. Was there something about the ale in the game that was less potent than actual real-life alcohol?

Or, you know, this wasn't even actual alcohol. This was all virtual. There was no good reason that she should be getting drunk, but- Whatever. It hardly mattered now. Now, she was in a drinking contest with a bunch of others, apparently to... prove to a noble that her retainer wasn't as good a drinker as she had thought him to be?

Well, anyway. Claire gave a nod to her opponent, Maximilian, and began drinking.

Wellness: - 10
Drunkenness: + 15

Thrown dice:

18

34

22

15

78

83

45

75

375
Win: 0 / Lose: 2
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"Listen to me... you stupid lady woman! I, SEIGI LING... THE GREATEST HERO... will challenge you over and over again until I win. Merciless... like a tiger... RAWR! Because that's what a hero does... if...urgh... if you'd excuse me for a second." By now it had to be pure willpower that Seigi was still standing as she vomited off to the side once more. "YOUR BOYTOY WILL REGRET STANDING IN OUR WAY!" She yelled against the lamp-post the girl used as a support.

"Us... the... the Ale Rangers... Fighting for the GOOD! Yeeeaaahhh!" With that said though, the alcoholic brawler wasn't even aware who her allies were. Nonetheless, all she do was to drink, right? Drink, drink, drink... .

Wellness: - 00
Drunkenness: + 215

Thrown dice:

86

11

53

22

23

3

66

60

Result: 539
Win: 8 / Lose: 10
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Seigi's words were likely what really got Briar's goat going. Did that pillock just say she was fighting for good!? This wasn't about good or evil! It was about booze! And, if she was lucky, getting laid later. So far, she hadn't been thinking as much about that, though.

"Shut ya trap @Seigi lingading. This ish jazza bada of wits and wonderful tummy times."

She sounded stupid, but she didn't care as she went on to drink all that was put before her. If she was lucky, she'd manage to beat these asses easily. But, considering how drunk she was, it was more just for the hell of it than anything else. She barely knew these other people anyway!

And hey, free booze was free booze, right?

Wellness: - 00
Drunkenness: + 135

Thrown dice:

96

32

71

66

73

13

12

51

549
Win: 7 / Lose: 7
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Drinking Challenge #1

Priscilla Flanst

@Seigi @Lady Briar @Claire Thalassa

"W-what? Impossible! Unacceptable! How?!"

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Maximilian Faulkner

Forgive me Lady Flanst. You have all done well. Congratula-

"NO! Move it Faulkner! I shall not lose! You all were three against one! So now I will do it myself! Disgusting fluid or not, I won't accept loss from commoners! Hohohohohoho!"​

!!SPECIAL DRINKING ABILITY ACTIVATE!!
[Noble Order: Swap BACK!]



Wellness: - 25
Drunkenness: + 0

Thrown dice:

80

30

83

5

67

41

55

74

435
Win: 1 / Lose: 0​

 

Drinking Challenge #1

Priscilla Flanst

@Seigi @Lady Briar @Claire Thalassa

"W-what? Impossible! Unacceptable! How?!"

Priscilla sat stunned as she finished her last mug and it still was not enough to win. Her face was incredibly red incredibly fast. It was not from her drunkeness but from her loss or...

*Plop*
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Maximilian Faulkner

Oh... sigh. My apologies everyone. She is not always like this. The lady has a great distaste for losing. I hope this does not cause any wedges between us for she has great interest in being friends with your kingdom in the future.

Now if you would excuse me. I have to carry her back to our quarters for the night. Again, a pleasure.

With a salute and a nod, Maximilian lifted the unconscious noble onto his back . Completely out from just one set of drinks. Priscilla wined in her sleep as she was carried off.

"zzz... I can't lose...zzzz... I'm Flanst...zzzz one more.. one more...zzzz"


!!YOU WIN!!
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