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Who's the King of the Universe?! KINGODA HYUNIVAS! This man,
my man, is the epitome of self-insert mary-sue narcissism, just a walking disaster waiting to happen. I'm so excited to play this mess that it has me shaking, which is probably exactly what King wants to see: lady legs quivering. D'you see where I'm going with this? Take this sexy beast of a man out for a ride and you may enjoy what you get. ;)
Unless you meet him IRL. In real life, he's a fedora-wearing, basement-dwelling, your-momma-fucking jerk. The only 6 pack he's heard of is
none because he only owns the finest collection of stacks of boxes of Mountain Dew
TM and Doritos
TM. His friends consist of Waifu Body Pillow #1 and Waifu Lifesize 3D Doll #2, and sometimes his mommy who dares to brave the basement to bring him Breakfast, Brunch, Midday Snacks, Lunch, After-Lunch Snacks, Supper, Dinner, Dessert, Late-Night Dessert, and Midnight Snacks. But no veggies. Veggies are for losers.
Git Gud.
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