"Holy crap! Are you guys seeing the news? It's back! It's back!"
"This isa' bad, very bad..."
"Heh... so the wheel of fate is once more turning us towards the end..."
"Why can't they just like stay quiet and leave us alone?!"
"A damn shame yall, a damn friggen shame.”
"The hell!? Really? What's up with that shit!"
"My ulcer..."
"Remember when those Amercians used to export GOOD THINGS? Ahhh those were the days yes?
“Woah there buddy, one bad apple sure aint all of us. I assure you, they’re just'a much a thorn for you as they are for us, maybe greater, we’re that prickly ol’ cactus’ of a game's neighbor, yeah?”
“Damn straight.”
“Looks like the men are measuring their sausage again…”
“Pfft---"
At a long table
-they- sat. The top chefs of gourmet world. Those of whom had been designated as the Bodhisattvas of Flavor. Kitchen Pantheon. El Divines. The Chansons de Comida. They had many, many names. Men and women of all ages, from all walks of life, of countless paths, disciplines and ideals. They were the hard fought champions and maestros of Gourmet World. They had all been called to gather by a single dapper woman. The Lady Dandy---the one repping England, The Queen of English Cooking.
Much like Lawyers in America, English cuisine had a “certain” reputation, only worldwide. Namely---English cooking was said to be downright horrible. And though the first law of Gourmet World dictated that “tastes differ,” representing English Cooking in Gourmet World carried a significant burden. Never the less, she had risen to the top. The cream of the crop if you will. Currently, this woman was stirring the last of her tea with a pursed smile. Her eyes were locked on the television currently playing a 24 hour news cycle. At the moment, a number of personalities and experts were discussing what a Global Terrasphere Crisis could mean.
“(quieter) But why the silver fox’s restaurant? I know she’s good and all considering her origin, but what makes her so special----at any place above us.”
“’I do not fear the man who knows a thousand punches, rather I fear the one who has practiced a single punch a thousand times.’”
“Huh?”
“(smiling). The Queen of English Cooking clawed her way to the top with just a plate of fish and chips. That’s it. She’s never bothered cooking or experimenting with anything else. Think about that for a minute, newbie. Ya get the implication? That single dish is outta this world. I can attest to that. Hell, I strive for it. But hey, don’t feel bad, here’s another saying for you, ‘I was once like you.’”
That was one of many conversations happening around the long table at The Flag, Ms. Silver’s pub-style resturaunt. The greatest place in the world to have a taste of Fish and Chips. The interior had a British Pub flavor to it, with a touch of the nautical besides. It was a nice enough place for a date that you could none the less wear shorts to. It was a place where one could truly unwind. There was zero pretension. With grace, Ms. Silver returned her cup of black tea---one cube of sugar---to its saucer with the vaguest of
tinks.
“My friends…”
At that, like a school cafeteria on the verge of a principal's announcement, the little bubbles of noise quieted.
“Manners maketh man.”
There was a smile on Ms. Silver’s face, but even so, the newbie who had just been speaking couldn’t help but swallow. He gulped.
“But miya lady, what canna we do?”
Ms. Silver let out a long breath, it was a sigh… and yet… with her impeccable poise, it merely sounded like the last wind before the rain falls.
“I’m afraid… I don’t have an answer for that… but really… that fake accent…”
“Ah… mucha apologies, but I cannota breaka the character. Outta respect, for my'a inherited title of Bertoli the 19th. Pleasa pardon the spiceniess that really means the respect for the tradizione.”
“Very well… Before I get ahead of myself, and though I may be stating the obvious, the reason I have asked you all here is to say that Terrasphere has resurfaced. Yes, I’m sure all of you were already aware. This isn’t a friendly call concerning something that is out of our hands in the present, but rather, what we must make ready to do concerning the future.”
“It’s that bad Ms. S?”
“I fear that it very well may be.”
“Damn…”
“Now, with all due respect madam, you just said we can do nothing, so what might this possey getting all up to fear mongering accomplish? Ya just said it’s outta our hands. Well, aint it then?”
“Not quite. While I imagine none of us have any political clout
out there, in Gourmet World, each of us has our pull. Fear mongering is a good way to put it, yes. The reason for our meeting here today is to come up with some counter measure to prevent it.”
“Is, like, such a thing doable? Just looking at all our faces here, I can already tell we’re on edge. It’d be a lie to say otherwise no?”
“Missy Idol’s got a point, I aint feelin optimistic this time around. Hell it’s like the second coming of a bad dream---and those you’re supposed to forget come mornin’”
Murmors of concerned agreement sprang up at Idol Cake and Texas Style’s statements. Niether was pleased to be right----actually both were very much hoping for Ms. Silver to speak up and prove them wrong. However… Ms. Silver only sighed this time----for real. Everyone quieted looking down.
“Ladies, Gents… comon’ now, didn’t we just agree that fear mongering was pointless? I ain’t sayin let’s stick our heads in the sand, but really now, why not try thinking postive? First time I heard about increased regs, me and my guys started compling a flavor chart for our recipes. If taste got messed with we were figurin we could somehow adjust the ratio of spice. Ya know, enhance the flavor to make up for them dullin everything.”
Lady Silver smiled, “That is a
-wonderful- idea. If you don’t mind, if you would be willing to share your data, I’m sure all present would be willing to contribute. With more data, we might make some headway on a flavor bible of sorts.”
“Wouldn’t mention it to brag. I’ll get right on to it after the meeting.”
“Before I get to yapin’ I am ab-so-lutely on board but----”
The news segment playing in the background finished Texas Style’s thought.
“…but really, Professor, what are the costs of leaving such potentially dangerous and exploitable technologies in the hands of the general populace? Are there any current benefits to VR technology in the public sector that would outlay the risks?”
“Only roughly a century ago we had a renewed debate over the roll of the internet in our society and yet----”
TINK TINK TINK. A spoon fell colliding with the rim of its glass bowl like a free-throw circling the rim. All present turned to the head of the table. No, they weren’t looking at Ms. Silver, all eyes had turned in the opposite direction. They were looking at----
“…That won’t happen.” A small girl on the cusp of her teens spoke. She was small even for her age. She looked quite a bit like of child of perhaps eight or so instead. Her blonde and messy wavy hair gave her a bit of a frumpy look, but it was something the old 90’s called shabby chic. A cute girl. This was the first time she had spoken at the table.
Errt. Scooting to the edge of her seat, the young blonde dipped her feet down and pushed out her legs, sliding her chair across the wood floor. With that, the sleepy-looking girl rose.
“Whasa the matter my little princess?”
“Is everything alright dear?”
“What won’t happen darlin?”
“Like, can we get you anything?”
The little blonde shook her head. Turning, she began to leave.
“Hey now honey, what’s the hurry now? Talk to us, we’re a little worried alright?”
“Hungry.”
“In real life? If you’d like something in game that’d go nice after your ice cream, I’m sure this table would love to whip something up for you. How’s that sound?”
She shook her head.
“Not real life.” Slowly, she raised her hand and pointed a single dainty finger. She was pointing at the tv. At----
“BREAKING NEWS! The White House Press Secretary has just issued a statement that the U.S. President is preparing to issue an emergency address on the Terrasphere Indicedent. Stay tuned for further details.”
“Terrasphere.” The girl nodded.
“Won’t happen.” She shook her head.
“Woah girl you don’t intend----”
“Let her go Soul Stuff.” Ms. Silver smiled looking at the girl. “She originally gathered us like stars in the sky. And would you see us now? Bitter rivals sitting at the same table in a constellation. Yes, there was never any animosity between us, but would you ever have suspected any of us----all of us----becoming friends? Our little princess is stronger than you think.”
The Gourmet Princess smiled at that. Her precious friends were worried about her, cheering her on. Izabel would never let harm come to Gourmet World. Ever.
Waving with a little smile, she logged out. In her trashmail was a rather seedy email. It had arrived roughly one week ago. From the news, Izabel knew that it must certainly be an invitation to Terrapshere. With a determined nod, she downloaded the file without hesitation.
...And so began a long, long upward climb. One, without any visible peak.
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And Brer Rabbit doth come to wander.
Peter Rabbit, Mr. Mcgreggor,
Incarna Velveteen brought to hunger.
Beware the Caerbannog Bunny, friend.
With her sharp teeth that maketh plunder.
For she she has devoured the Antioch, friend.
That grenade of certain wonder.
Madder than the March Hare,
Nom Nom dreams and walks in slumber.