With a few threads poised to close, I suppose I'm in the market for private threads again. Generally, I like to keep things small and tight, so a maximum of two peeps per thread is the idea here. Take a look, and if there's any that particularly interest you, give me a shout~ There's probably gonna be a light Valentine's sprinkling to it, but it's nothing big.
A tragedy has struck the Carnival! In a horrible example of how not to schedule breaks, a large portion of the performers, most of them being needlessly attractive acrobats, are off-duty, spending this auspicious day with their loved ones instead! Oh, the nerve! With no other option but to beg for part-timers to fill up performances for that night's show, the troupemaster has extended an invitation to all those with a stout heart and comedic wit to stand up on stage! The reward will be the shine of the spotlight, and perhaps some tips and references for future work! The heartless and the savage need not apply!
Letters bring people together and all that sappy crap, but on this particularly romantic day, there simply aren't enough couriers to account for the shitton of frivolous romantic poetry that gets sent to every eligible bachelor or bachelorette in town! Tasked with bundles of letters and a massively limited time frame, adventurers must dash through town to deliver letters to the NPC darlings! Will they succeed in their endeavors? Will they find their own darling? Find out next time, on Violet Evergarden!
The chocolate that a fair maiden had pour her heart into making has been stolen by a masked ruffian the night before she was to gift it to her beloved! Who could have concocted such a dastardly plan? What honorless lad would dare commit such a heartless felony? Though the guards don't give a shit at all about such a low level crime, adventurers, jobless murderhobos seeking the next ego boost sure do! Investigate the scene, unveil the truth, and unmask the culprit! Darlite Detective Agency is on the case~!
