Text - Son / Bao

Son

Yo the Department of Virtual Regulation and Safety just gave me a get-well present that you might be interested in as well.

I haven't test it out yet, can't even fucking find a single piece of info on it.

You home yet? I'm coming over in a bit

 

BAO

Seriously?... This isn't going to put me on some government list, right?

Ah screw it, we both know I'm already sorta on one anyway. Hahah. For real though, whatcha got? Door's already open, I'll be out back. POS weatherman lied - gotta water the plants.

@Astor Balthas

 

Son

If I can divulge the info over texting, you're probably safe from the NSA bro

I wish they gave me some kind of clues about this client

I asked about it on zch but no one else knew either

anyways, you want heineken or something else? im at the grocery

@Jack Anders

 

BAO

Iunno man, maybe that's just what they want you to think? Spooky thought, huh?

You tired of Sapporo? If so I'm down for Heineken. You at Asian market? Grab some dried squid too, if not - no biggie. Red peppers are ripe, it'll go well together.

@Astor Balthas

 

Son

which one?

@Jack Anders

 

BAO

Do they sell spicy squid?

Wtf, you messing with me? Where you at? The price is listed in yen...

@Astor Balthas

 

Son

DVRS gave me a ticket to Japan



lol, just kidding, I'm at the Japanese mart downtown the yen is prob for decoration

@Jack Anders

 

BAO

Oshit. Do they have those shrimp chips? The ones that look like french fries... Lemme find a pic.



Wait! - You think they have banh phong tom?

@Astor Balthas

 

Son

5 is a party kindda expensive tho, damn

Maybe I need to get a girl friend who cooks or something...

Looking at the ramen, I realize I've only been eating dry uncooked ramen for the past idk week or so, no time to eat anything

my muscles prob atrophying lol bc of all the terrible shit I'm putting into my body

@Jack Anders

 

BAO

Wtf that's so lazy. It takes 2 min to boil that shit, cmon man. Toss in some frozen veggies and an egg, so good!

Pfft, more like your body atrophying from your arm being in a cast. Dr. Lunke so bad man. You know that guy has highest repeat infection cases I've ever seen, right? Chang's wife works in his office, she told me - hahah. Seriously though, make sure it's not infected.

5?!? Of what?... Omg you bringing people over? I already told you I'm not interested in that one chick.

Do I need to clean the house?

@Astor Balthas

 

Son

fuck, forgot a coma there

I'm a detective not a writer

also, 5 of those shrimp chips.

I'm not bringing anyone over wtf

 

BAO

Pfft, since when do cops not have to pass 5th grade?

Holy shit, SO MANY CHIPS!!!

Where you at anyway? I know you a cripple, but that don't slow down how fast you drive.

@Astor Balthas

 

Son

oh fk off, i know my texting is bad

u do realize that cops aren't above the law right

loool, i just saw a speeder, hes prob going to fill up a cops speeding ticket quota for the month

brb be over in a bit

 

BAO

Man, for cops not being above the law... you sure love to text and drive. Just sayin

You count as a cop as far as quota's and stuff go? You're not pulling that guy over just to fill your quota now right?... Beer's getting warm. Gonna put it back in the fridge LOL

@Astor Balthas

 

Son

i pulled him over and called a friend from the force, that dude just needed like a couple more speeders to meet his quota for the month

i owe him some favor, ill be a bit late

@Jack Anders