Alpha stared at the sudden intrusion with a mixture of delight and confusion. They all seemed human enough and weren't as creepy as the weeping girl she (with Comet and Blank) had encountered earlier so that was a check mark on the 'probably not evil' list. "Wo-ah," Alpha said, completely ignoring the presence of Magi and Celestine. The two were somewhat familiar to her so it wasn't as much of a surprising turn of events to find them in this dismal room. She looked at the girl, who proclaimed herself to be Sarah, with avid fascination. "We could be total buddies!" Alpha reached out to clasp the girl's hands into her own, eyes buzzing with the same excitement that the girl had reacted with to Magi's show. "My name's Alphabet Chocolate, also known as: the Oncoming Storm; the Grand Master of the Jedi Order; Captain of the Enterprise; the Dog Whisperer; the Princess of Asgard; the Dark Phoenix; the Fastest Woman Alive!" she proclaimed, lifting her foot onto Hector, using him as an impromptu footstool. Her outstretched arm was pointed to the ceiling as her other arm was attached to her waist, giving off a heroic impression. "Da doo di dam! Buh bee bah! Your hero is here!"
Fireworks burst behind her into a menagerie of colors. If one listened closely, they would hear a crowded stadium all cheering and stomping their feet, screaming Alphabet's name. By her side were cheerleaders, each with their own rainbow-colored pompoms, all dancing in her honor. With a snap of her fingers, the illusory constructs vanished as quick as they appeared, nothing more than a temporary figment; it was all reduced to just a small memory in a sea of thoughts. Reaching into her pocket, Alpha took out a pair of sunglasses (where did she even get that?) and, satisfied with her debonair appearance, cocked her head to the side.
"So what's the matter, young'uns? I'm an expert in all things paranormal, abnormal, and subnormal, and avocado. Specifically avocado smoothies. I had an online degree in those fields, y'know."
At the mention of Chloe, Alpha, much to her credit, didn't even flinch. Not a single outwardly thing betrayed her internal struggles. "I see..." she mumbled. "I'm totally innocent, by the way. She was like that when we found her, you see? Totally. Absolutely. I'm not even lying," as she spoke, her words became a bit more frantic and fast-paced. "Maybe she accidentally froze herself? Like, she probably just stuck herself in a giant refrigerator and got herself frozen. Kids these days! I'm pretty sure all we have to do is find a nice microwave and thaw her out and it'll be fine. Gosh, each generation gets weirder and weirder, huh?"
"And-and...I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO PRISON!" she began to cry, dropping to the floor in a prone position. Her knees were up to her chest as she began to roll around, getting dirt and dust all over her clothes and skin. "I don't even have a record! I'm innocent, I tell ya! I'm not guilty, your honor! I'm innocent! Innocent! I have a right to due process! A fair trial and an unbiased jury! Your defendant, I'm a perfectly respectable individual! Please, I have kids! And a wife to take care of at home!"
Words began to flit through her head. In her duress, she hadn't noticed a single thing off about them and, without a single question, she listened aptly.
"Having fun, Katherine?"
"Oh my god, I never told you my name!" she wailed, slightly stunned that this mysterious voice had knew her true identity. What if the cops are barging in her door right this second? Oh lord, Alpha's heart was beating faster than a kangaroo hopping on a trampoline. She completely missed the mocking lilt the words carried, completely focused on what seemed to be her imminent prosecution...and possibly execution. Did they have a death penalty for freezing people? She was too young to die! Blank was the one who did it anyway, but was Alpha guilty of association?
"Must be nice, right?"
Alpha had no idea what this voice was talking about. She didn't want to go to prison; what if a zombie apocalypse happened while she was incarcerated?! She would stand no chance against the legions of the undead behind bars! And if zombies ate everyone's brains, then Alpha would be the only...wait, never mind. If that did happen, Alpha would be the greatest mind in the universe. Brilliant. She began to calm herself somewhat with the realization, grinning softly to herself at the thought of being the smartest person in existence.
"Saving a Dragon in distress from Lord Dominator! Saving the entire World from Voldemort's plan to use the Death Star!"
"Hey, the dragon's not the damsel in the distress! He's not someone's girlfriend or the frightened princess! He doesn't need anyone's help to fly! He's the bad guy!" Alpha exclaimed, shocked at the audacity this voice seemed to carry. "And you got it wrong! The Death Star is currently in the hands of Khan, who is using it to plan his revenge against Captain Kirk! And then the Enterprise has to form a coalition with the Rebel Alliance and the Order of the Phoenix since Voldemort, Moriarty, Khan, and Loki teamed up---they're called the Legion of Doom by the way---to use it! And, with the Death Star in their possession, they can use it to travel through time which is causing temporal paradoxes and anachronisms which the Legends of Tomorrow have to fix! All hail Beebo, the God of War!"
"How does it feel, playing this game? Fun? Well, of course, it is. A game's just a game after all."
Alpha frowned. "We're not in a game, either! Terrasphere is actually a role-playing site and---" she paused, her thoughts scattered. "Wait, what was I going to say? What were you going to say? Where am I? Who am I?"
"But you wouldn't know that anymore, right? Alphabet Chocolate, no, Katherine Sutton."
Alpha shook her head, quickly recomposing herself. "Stop calling me that! My name's not Katherine Sutton or Alphabet Chocolate! From now on, I'm going to be called Chuck! And you can't stop me! You are what you think you are and I am who I think I am! And I think I'm Chuck Norris so, obviously, I am Chuck Norris!" she spat it out derisively, her tongue lolling out the side of her lips, ready to blow a Bronx cheer in defiance of the voice's words. "And Chuck Norris here is gonna make Vermy's dreams a reality! Games are games are games! And games are fun so fun is fun is fun! So hah! Logic!"
"You'll always be Katherine. An average girl with a dull life."
She shook her head, her cheeks making impact with the ground. "I told you! My name isn't Katherine! It's Chuck Norris! And Chuck Norris is an awesome guy with an awesome life!"
"Deluding yourself in the comfort of a play won't make reality go away."
Yet, despite her retorts and denials, the last words seemed to strike a chord within Alpha. There was silence for a moment, her face twisted as she grasped at straws. What could she say to that? But Vermilion's words echoed in her mind and, grasping at the Mist Wolf Fragment that she always kept close by, felt a warmth fill her. Images fluttered through her mind: Terry, Hector, Rudolf, Blank, Cain, Seigi, everyone...and then she felt that stereotypical feeling of hope flow through her. For once, she felt like the protagonist in one of those cheesy kids' shows. "I'm not deluding myself..." Alpha started, wholly confident in her words. "Cause it's gonna come true! Vermy's gonna make reality whatever she wants it to be so we can play all day! No more gods! No more rules! We can do whatever we want, whenever we want!" she laughed. "Chocolate milk rain! Strawberry smoothie rivers! Candy cane plants and cotton candy trees!"
The entire ordeal was, in essence, very therapeutic.
Even with the voice gone, she continued to roll on the floor. And then everything seemed to click. She hopped back to her own two feet and shot a pair of finger guns in the children's direction. "Oh. That's why the exorcism didn't work! I didn't know her real name! It was Chloe, not Bartholomew, I guess. I was sure that her name would've been Eugene, though! It was the perfect fit!"
Seeming to be comforted by the fact that her exorcism hadn't failed by her own faults, she brushed the dust off of her. She looked around to see what she had missed, only to find that there was some sort of black mist that settled around the room as well and Alpha was completely oblivious to its origin, never having witnessed Magi's brand of twisted magic.
"Wait, what's going on here? What'd I miss? Sarah? Sebastian? Chloe? Did I miss any other names? I need to get a list so I can plan an exorcism later!"
And then she heard @Celestine's voice. "Oooh, what's happening? If you have to pick something, always go with the one that can dance! Try to make them dance! If they don't, they're probably nuttersquaggers so you shouldn't touch them. If they do, then keep them all! I'm pretty sure we can sell whatever it is for some money if it dances!"
She moved to find wherever the other girl was. She wasn't about to miss this sudden weird swing of events!
...Unless there were ghosts. Then she was outta here.
Tries to convince people of her innocence. And is currently lecturing the voice on what's canon in the multiverse right now. And is vehemently denying everything it's saying through the power of LOGIC and fine reasoning skills. Going to find Comet and Celestine. This is what happens when you give me a fun prompt with no word maximum.
The Prism Collector of Stokbon