Madison only needed a fistful of gold, but this was ridiculous.
"You have to have something a little better than that lying around," she snapped, teeth bared and eyes aflame.
The man behind the counter rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Look, ma'am, that's all we have. We've had an influx of people looking to help curtail some of the wildlife issues we seem to be having lately. Those jobs have been assigned, and bodies sent out to see them through."
A fire ignited in Madison's eyes. "But slimes are all you have left on your stupid to-do list?"
She had enough of the gooey little fecks. All cute and shet, always trying to wrap themselves around her ankles, nibbling away at or skipping right over to digesting her stockings or whatever the hell it is that little balls of color-coded crap do to "attack" people.
Jaunt through a cave? Slimes. Walk too close to a pile of rocks? Slimes. Poke around in a trash can? Slimes. Look at a rustling bush the wrong way? Slimes. Your teammate looking a bit green in the gills? Nope, he's actually three slimes stacked on top of each other and wearing a long coat almost made entirely of belts.
Red ones, blue ones, green ones, yellow ones, purple ones, brown ones, clear ones--her novice's gear was practically stained technicolor from the goddamn things. She almost looked like she actually belonged in this anime-as-hell game world.
Madison clawed at her face in frustration, her sapphire eyes rolling in their sockets hard enough to snap an ocular nerve. "You must have something a little more difficult for me to kill! You're a guild office! In--" she was about to say in the starting area, but she quickly caught herself. "--in Brisshal! How can you possibly run out of these things?"
The poor guy looked like he was fully expecting the ol' "I'd like to speak to your manager" treatment in a minute.
"I'm sorry, we just don't have any jobs lined up that would be better suited to your abilities."
"No wolves?"
"No--"
"Boars? Bears? Any bears for me to wrestle?"
"--Ma'am--"
"What about any dire variants of them?"
"Oh for the love of--"
Madison's fists came down on the counter with enough force to rattle the official's inkwell. Knuckles white under her gloves, she resisted every urge to hoist this nerd by his lapels and suplex him through the nearest table. She'd probably end up doing it anyway, the way her day was going.
"You can't be telling me that green-as-goose-poop adventurers snapped up all the dire jobs, you incompetent boob!"
He winced as a fleck of spittle splashed against his cheek. Nevertheless, the witch wasn't the worst he's dealt with this day. "Ma'am, I repeat, we are out of higher-level jobs. Slime-slaying is all we have right now. They breed like rabbits, and they're everywhere lately. It's all we get call to exterminate!"
Frustrated as all get-out, she sighed and let go of the scruffy guild member and let him fall back into his chair. "Fine," she grunted, at last relenting to the necessity of lowering her standards for the last bit of gold she needed for a new outfit.
Snatching the job details up in a gloved hand, she turned on her heels and left the guild office without so much as an apology or a farewell.
Last edited: Feb 27, 2018