50 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN After a huge fail at the flagpoles, at least he had reached what should be the final destination. But there was no portal in sight, only a light from the top of the ceiling. Damn that Ivan. Incompetent in any teleportation whatsoever. What a useless fellow. As he faced the "genie" Astor, he then said in response to his words, "Well if you do not teleport me to the surface, I will tell that you had a sexual intercourse with the Queen of Falderen and I am the result. Sounds good?" Thrown die: 6
50 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN “Hmm,” Iván was not amused when he reached the portal-less balcony. Losing one arm because of the Brotherhood’s mistake was one thing, but getting pranked by them? This is getting out of hand. More like out of arm, get it? He sighed at the sight of floating, golden Astor, before waving at him, dryly offering a bribe of sorts, “I need to get out of here to help feed your people, your evacuees. You can have some of the curry, too, as a token of my gratitude.” Thrown die: 5
100 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN How was this happening? Janet would have been convinced she’d signed into the wrong game if not for the occasional Witch Ops member she caught sight of. When the Astor genie appeared, she first assumed it was her Lord Jesus Christ reborn on this day (amen) but alas, it was not so. Janet’s face flushed angrily and she marched right up to the golden specter with her hands on her hips. “Young man, I have had enough of this nonsense. Take me across, please, or I will be leaving a strongly worded complaint with game management.” Thrown die: 1
100 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN Haru looks to his left. Haru looks to the right. Haru does not look down at his new six pack, because that is not important right now in the least. Right, a way to convince him, then? While Haru did want to get out of this place he supposed at this time, tired as he was from all of that climbing, that finally figuring out what death in this game was like wasn't such a bad prospect, either. It was good research material. Because of this he couldn't really think of a very convincing argument. "...I'm cool and you're cool, so let's do the cool thing and cooperate. Does that sound fair?" Thrown die: 5
50 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN Well this was unexpected, it appeared the king was not some sort of golden genie. And with the portal no where in sight, the best option appeared to be a bribe. "Well, my lord, if you help me get to the portal maybe I could forge you some equipment. Some sort of armor or weapon, whatever you want. Free of charge, of course." Thrown die: 1
100 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN *timeskip* *i made it through without doing any failures because im teh chosen one* nani the fuck? where's the portal? *looks at ivan angerly* you said ther ewould be portal!! *when astor comes i am surprise* omg, its him! he's... *i blushes and look at him, with hearts around mE* m-my secret love astor, i love u, pls let us through because i wil give you all of my love *i look down, embarased* a-and we can... do the naughties together *and then, like gentleman, i take astors hand and kiss it* will you pls marry me? Thrown die: 3
Intermission Result @Ira Astor looked down at you with disdain, he is disgusted by your touching and kissing attempt as you were not a catgirl in any shape or form. After giving you a dismissive wave did not work, your incessant flirting made the golden genie popped a vein as he grabbed onto your collar and threw you up at incredible speed. First, you broke through the clouds where you can see the morning sun, which was still hidden beneath the thick clouds. It was there were you saw the floating castle, but your momentum continued to carry you onward, past the stratosphere, into space, the final frontier. It is there where you spotted Kaede who had been frozen solid. Before you could wave, you froze too. Dead @Nikephoros "Nope" Astor said as he cut you off the moment you offered him company. At a snap of a finger, you found yourself surrounded by a rich furniture and marvelous Persian design that was nothing like the palace below. In front of you was the portal back to your world. You left. Exited @Charlotte Breuil "Done" was the last thing you heard Astor said before a snap of a finger sent you up. However, he seemed to have misplaced your exit and you ended up merged together within the foundation of the floating castle. Solid materials were haphazardly sticking out of different places on your body. You were in excruciating pain as you die. Anyone who managed to come up after you will hear the wall weep. Dead @Claire Thalassa "You sure like to talk. Time? We have a lot of time. Or to be more precise, you do," Astor snapped his finger and you instantly froze. It seemed Astor has stopped your time and pushed you aside as a decoration for his area while he received the next person. You are stuck in time. Dead @Comet "Hmm... well." Astor was speechless at the sudden confession. Not knowing what to make of it, he grabbed onto you and flew you up to the floating castle. Though, he accidentally smashed you against the rocky base of the castle when he forgot that you can't go through wall. Although you are battered up, you were still well enough to exit. Exited @Corvella "Well, alright I guess." Astor took your offer at face value and grabbed onto your waist before he flew you up to the floating castle, only it wasn't the right one. After he threw you into the pink building, you found that there were so many catgirl accessory around to make the most dedicated Nekopara fan dizzy. "I flew you up, now you keep your end of the bargain and entertain me here until I die. Kthxbye." Dead inside @Bradwynne "Oh no! Please don't blackmail me!" Astor freaked out as your attempt to blackmail him succeeded. In a panic, Astor teleported you up to the floating castle, but also accidentally turned you into a house plant. You sit next to the portal, watching the other people exit until you die from the lack of water. Dead @Iván Carl "Actually, your curry tastes amazing. Here, have a bucket of gold and a red carpet staircase up to the floating castle." Astor said, before snapping his finger and making your dream a reality. Exited @Janet Reilly "Across? Sure can do!" Astor snapped his fingers and you found yourself a mile away from the balcony. You plummeted to your death after seeing the glorious sight of the dusky desert. Dead @Haru "Sure thing!" Astor chimed and teleported you up to the floating castle without another word. Exited @Ashnor Ironth "Help me find one? When the perfect sword has been in front of me all this while? No thanks." Astor snapped his finger and turned you into a sword before he put you in a sheath. Sadly, you died from asphyxiation, the sheath was tight. Dead @Yukisa Astor had no words for the disgust he felt. Without a second to waste, he smashed his delete button and threw your ass through another portal that leads to a webring of shitty fanfics. Exited This post does not refresh posting cooldown.
Code: 100 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN Ceres looked at Astor, utterly confused as to where she was or what had been happening for the last couple of minutes. Feeling something wet drip from her hand, she noticed a gash but couldn't recall when that happened. At the sight of it, she knew what had to be done. Holding her wounded hand up, she said, "I invoke this sacred seal. Would you kindly fly me up to the castle?" Thrown die: 2
100 HP MAX HP 100 EN MAX EN Somehow, against all odds, the kitty with a mouth on her had made it to Astor. "Well lookah hea! You some kinda soupah stah ah something? All that gold makin' yah think yah look important? You look like thayt golden toilet they offahd the president back in the day." Nyancy cupped her hand to embellish a whisper. "What I'm tellin' yah, is that yah look like yah full ah crap, Goldy Locks. Anyway, enough with tha games, Midas, I got things to do. Hoist me up, ya jerk." Thrown die: 2
Intermission Result @Ceres "Oh no, we are not doing this again. You can't do that, it's called trademark and I will get tangled up in a lawsuit," Astor shook his head disapprovingly. Then, he snapped his finger and your existence is erased from the world. Although your fate was not one of the epic fails, your underhanded tactic has caused this tragedy. Dead @Nyancy "What are you supposed to be...? Did Picasso draw you?" Astor had no idea what the bizarre creature who was insulting him was (you). And so he scratched the back of his head and snapped his fingers once more evicting you from the thread because the event was coming to a close. Dead
Finale Whatever pain, sorrow, accomplishment you had experienced in this nightmarish realm came to a swift end as you wake up. Your head was on fire, your body hot and sweaty. If you had died or lost any of your limb, you will find that nothing about your sacred temple has been desecrated. It was all a terrible dream, except for some who had a decent run. After calming your turbulent heart, you checked what day it was and it appeared to be the 2nd of April. Rubbing the grogginess from your eyes, you fall back asleep, getting ready for the big battle against the dissonance ancient that will take place in the next couple of days. Fin
