In Another Castle
As our brave hero completed his last quest; having turned in the quest for the collection of pelts and stew for the Huntsman. He had made his way to the quest board within the Inn to celebrate. Having gathered and completed a side mission and the optional quest of turning into a crazed Psychotic woman. He'd earn some extra gold and what did he decide to do with it. Order a round of ale for those sitting with him. That was until he realized that they were all beautiful woman. Feeling a bit cocky he'd grin wide and flirt away, blushes exchanged, beer spilled and otherwise a good time had, that was up until he'd realized that it wasn't just one of the girls flirting with him, but all.
This, of course, setting free that infamous ego all men have; especially an Adonis-like man, such as himself. Sculpted to perfection, built like a bull and otherwise perfect to share his code with whom ever so desired it. Yet at the same time, it was this same ego which often got him into trouble or kept him from doing the very thing he could; the bit of discipline he had when he wasn't self-indulging in the liquor or the ladies. None the less between the feet which grazed his legs beneath the table ever so playfully rising up his pant leg, the girl up in his face, demanding he challenge her to a stripping game and the beauty beside him ordering all the tasty food he didn't know where to turn his focus.
It wasn't long from then that he'd take note of the sudden message invite coming to him, eyes shifting to read over the message sent to him by Sera he'd laugh and shake his head replying back with a slight hiccup. His mind racing some as he noted the party invite and accepted it before pausing a moment to think, before typing away. His fingers fluttering about as he poured words fast upon the messaging system; pausing to drink in between.
"I'm not sure, I'm a bit tipsy and that place seems awfully far away. The deal seems off but that might just be me but I'm not sure I want to turn down these three beauties. We got Boobies, ass, and chubbs. Chubbs is my favorite her lips taste like chicken. She's always eating but so thin, but you know what they say about girls who eat a lot, they are good at that one thing."
He'd chuckle to himself and send a photo of each of them; well that or their specific quality. The brown haired chubby girl, the blue haired lass's breasts. The bar tender's ass and the final girl remained unknown, the one with which kept teasing at his leg with her feet. The mystery girl.
"I think I got me a chance for a three-way, I'd offer to make it a four but your not into me that way...wait are you..nevermind that isn't important. What is is that princess right...I'm scared tho, I've never bothered to see how realistic this game is, we don't gots to pee so I don't know if I gots my Peter or If I'm smooth as Ken. Could the Alcoa though, to be honest. I'd totally send a dick pic, if I wasn't sure you'd punch me through the text somehow."
He'd say sending the text with a stupid Tongue emoji. Yet he'd soon become serious as he texts her one last time.
"But no worries beautiful, we can split it 60/40 but if she's an elf I get to tag team, cuz someone is getting the DM's tonight and I'm spreading this source code...HA..but seriously. Give me a bit, I got a mage buddy who owes me a favor or two. I'll have him spawn me to a place nearby. Give me an hour, gonna get some tongue game on. To make it up for You I'll send some more pictures....#BeJelly"
He'd send the final text before indulging in his delusional and otherwise perverse desires. Not long into taking the blond back with him he'd shortly after escaping her grasps have sobered up and left to meet up with his friend It wouldn't be long, but an hour and a half; late. That he slowly appeared off near the Dunnstads main trading port. A faint smile passed as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Sorry, I'm a bit sober now. But before you hit me or change your mind. I brought presents. Besides that blonde...not the waitress but the armored chick teasing me. She was a freak and a half, very submissive and super into torture things. I'm afraid I had hurt the damn girl...great time though."
He'd say offering her a bottle of the good stuff, having paid a small fortune for it But what was a simple gift between friends. None the less he'd shift his gaze to the side and look about, hoping she wasn't too annoyed with his tardiness, let along the reasoning and lack of details. Knowing she had a thing for a bit of the lusty life and the ladies herself.
"So what's the next step their boss. I got my gear, I'm ready to roll and rescue us some Princess booty. Although I'm dead serious, if there are any hot elf mages under 5'0 I'm making my waifu harem, no joke. Nothing sexier than a short elf with the ability to cast a spell on you and make you hers..."
He'd say with a thumbs up as his shield rest firmly upon his back with the blade piercing through the sheath on it. His armor still lacking but perhaps enough to get him through what was needed given his mastery skills. Never the wiser the male would lean against one of the stands re-reading the quest log which was provided upon the quest sharing feature thanks to the party options. Reading it in greater detail he'd shake his head and sigh waiting for her to make the final call as to what they'd do from here.
@Sera Phim