Alright, the interview(?) didn't go all that bad. One of the two bad things was the fact Charlotte had to treat Majolica like her boss. That truly sucked. They were supposed to get along or something, right? How was she supposed to get along with someone that she would treat like an idiot by default? Then again, considering the Grand Witch's very verbal pattern of speech... nyeh, whatever.
Also, Charlotte really did not like the sticker business. Like, at all. Was there even magic so powerful? And if so, how could someone like... like her wield such power? Wouldn't such a thing need a permanent supply of mana and whatnot? Then again, Charlotte wasn't a magic person. She was an axe person. Pure, physical, destruction. So what would she know?
At the very least, Majolica was a purple-color person. Thus, there was still hope. People who identified themselves with purple were bound to be great.
Either way, with the interview done, and returning to normality, the group quickly went to the second part of this trial: A show-off.
Just. Fucking. Great.
Charlotte was awesome. She didn't need to prove that to anyone else. Their opinions weren't hers and thus, they were invalid. Charles started to doubt if this was really worth it. Frogs weren't very high up on her list of "favorite animals" and while free cottage was cool and all she wasn't really one to put her roots down in some VRMMO. First, a permanent housing, what next? A virtual family with virt - no fucking way.
But fine, whatever, for now, Charlotte would entertain the thought.
At the very least she could be entertained by the others.
The red-head, Sean, embarrassed himself and tried to play it off. Alright, yeah, an air-head. Kind of? Charles already had that impression of him before.
The shield-dude showed a myriad of abilities, but Charlotte did not care. For all she knew he could have split the ocean into two and lead them to Atlantis. He had a shield! A shield with tentacles. Tentacles. Need to say more? Huh? The world-boss-kind-of-tentacles that gave her such a hard time just recently! Just... NO! The white-hair could only hope he'd keep that thing away from her.
Then, there was the woman of whom Charlotte had thought to be the only other sane one(Hah!). Had thought. Now, she just threw it all out of the window. Summoning a sexy plant female thingy. Charles felt offended that she even considered such a monstrosity as 'sexy'. Either way, apparently, it would bake cookies. Motherfucking goddamn cookies. What was this now? Some Girls Scout group? Not to mention whatever the plant monstrosity - who also seemed wrong in her head - would put in there!
Then there was this other weird girl, Kepler. Honestly, Charlotte was kinda unsure about her. In a sense, she actually seemed normal but, somehow, she also did not. Either way, the girl managed to 'open up' a hot-spring. Just, wow. Because of Sean's stupidity instinct? Yeeeaaahhh okay...
Next was the archer-gal. Now, she did something mundane but effective. No crazy magic tricks. No weird plant or tentacle monsters. No fire. Just jumping around a lot and firing a bunch of arrows. A classic. Lotsa unnecessary movement, but a classic. And hey, not like Charles was much different. As long as they enjoyed themselves playing a game! Either way, she seemed to be the most normal out of all of them. ...If not for that weird pet walking alongside.
Lastly, there was the other white-hair, also with a pet - what was it with everybody having pets here anyway!? Anyway, the woman showed a transformation, or a merge, followed by summoning this big-ass scythe followed into more movement things spiced with some arcane shenanigans! Now, that was all really cool - especially because Charlotte liked big weapons - if not for the tiny little fact she transformed into a goddamn half-mutt. Just... why? No, really. Why? This big-ass scythe was cool and Charles could have nearly hugged her if not for that! But fine, so be it.
With all those done, it seemed like it was finally her turn, huh? Just fucking great.
"I'm an adult woman the size of a little girl wielding a giant axe. What do you expect I can do? Duh." Charles gave a sigh as she pulled the weapon out of her inventory, wielding it like some tiny toy-sword. "Either way, I haven't introduced you properly to Pink Lady yet, have I?" Yes, the girl who mentally shit-talked everybody else about having a screw or two loose named her weapon. "So, one of her favorite afternoon hobbies it to slice up assholes. Especially when pissed. Today, however, she isn't pissed." With the introductions out of the way, Charlotte simple swung her weapon around a bit before crashing it into the ground, nothing fancy.
"So, apparently I also tend to make axe jokes when I'm getting into it but we never talk about those, kay? Kay." Yeah, really, what did they fucking expect? Charles only started playing this game recently. But... how about this. "Well... let's try something else." Okay, unnecessary movement and stuff, right? Here goes nothing.
Swinging her weapon around again, Charles built up momentum before letting the weapon cleave into the ground a second time. This time, however, she used the strength of her legs and the created force of the slash to carry herself upwards, using the axe more like a pole of sort as she landed on the opposite side of the axe from where she started off.
Not done, however, the white-hair had now an even stronger force to swing her weapon a second time. Something like a guillotine move just that, at a certain moment, unused to such extensive movement, she let the weapon slip, making it fly off close towards Majolica, barely missing her!
"Whoopsie!" Well, nothing bad happened in that accident. "Now, if only I cared about how embarrassing that was I might just die of shame~" Treating it like no big deal was certainly... not normal, or was it?
