Every time I sit down alone in a room this huge eyeball shows up on my chest and stares at me. I'm really sick of it. Every night I wake up to it on my chest. It stares at me silently, taunting me. I want to scream but it won't let me. I wish I could call 9-11. Someone PLEASE be a better companion than this thing.
"Friends? I..uh...she, used to be good at that. Maybe I can make better friends than she could. More useful ones *giggle*." *Gee whiz I need to do something about this eye though or it's going to a very bad impression*
"I heard you guys will give food and drink?" Hanno looked at the flier. "And a chance to get more friendship... Well, my friendlist is kind of small..." He pondered while considering that it was actually a speed dating, making his stomach twist a bit, that wasn't honest love, was it? Well... It's still an opportunity to meet new people and new food. He gave up, deciding to try something new and signing up.
"Well this is certainly new. Seems fun enough but I came more for the drinks." With that he signed off his soul for a bit of alcohol.
List has been updated. Holy shit, it's like Thanos took his Infinity Gauntlet and turned half the world's women into men instead. Now we've entered sausage fest territory, a grand total of 9 ladies vs 14 boys! An event where men outnumber women? What is this monstrosity?!?! Oh, wait, it's cause Bradwynne only plays guys, and dropped all his alts into this. Nvm. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"I cannot express how asexual I am right now. But, hey, free alcohol and I get to watch people fail to flirt awkwardly. That's a good evening for me."
