LFG Type: Social Freeform...Quest? Link: Here Party Size: 5 PITCH: A rogue Yladian zealot has been raiding outlying human villages (this is Brad's fault!). A group of adventurers are hired by a "collector" to bring him a fallen star from the heart of Esuilus, the same fallen star the rogue Yladian zealot is looking for. Can the group of adventurers--- Oh, there're also rogue human thieves or raiders or land pirates looking for that fallen star because profit. Anyway, can this group of adventurers finish their mission with all their limbs attached (no offense, Portia). Or will someone lose an ear? Someone else will lose an ear? Someone will lose another ear? So many questions! Portia x Iván will be there. Will you? Wait, that's another question. Cue the music, trash panda! NOTE: As you can see, this story/thread is basically nuts. Three slots are open. The only requirement is that you have to be one of the World's Greatest Lovers (not a real requirement). Props if you know what that reference is. More props if your character is up for hilariously arguing with their own crew in the middle of getting sliced and diced by land pirates/Yladian zealots. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IVAN!" "THIS IS NOT ALL MY FAULT I VOTED FOR LUNCH NOT A BIG BATTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE" "WHO HAS THE THING" "YOU HAVE THE THING" "NO I DON'T" "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE THING" "WELL I DON'T WHO ELSE HAS IT" "NO ONE ELSE HAS IT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT" "WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE" "IT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING YOU HAD TO DO" "YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS PORTIA!" I have a soft outline for what's gonna happen but anyone involved in the story is obviously free to deviate (ie, add more things, remove more things) from the outline if they need to or have better ideas. This might also become a long thread so make sure to pack some skittles and coffee. Post here if you're interested to join. Post here as well if you have questions (or private massage me here in the forums or Discord, whichever you're more comfortable with). Do not post here if I owe you money. Danke memes! SLOTS: @Portia Ahrens aka Punch Girl @Iván Carl aka Cody McCutie @Bradwynne aka Haru @Cain Darlite aka Scary Wifestealer of Earacles @Leona aka Benched From My FGO Team
I will never forget that Ivan was a super edgy boi in Avarice. Never. That being said, Cain's the legendary Wifestealer of Miracles, so I'll give this a spin. Never had the chance to RP with Portia outside of eating her ear.
The edgiest thing in this is Portia's missing ear. You're both in! This is gonna be fun. From edgy peeps in Avarice to whatever the heck this is gonna be. Fun times!
Perfect! I'll start this in a few hours and such. my dream of disappointing DMs is coming true NO FREE CURRY (...maybe?)
