Megathread - Terrasphere Speed Dating | Page 2

Lady N · May 4, 2018

"....YEESH!"

Dripping with goop and staring blankly in front of her with a mix of shock and somewhat comical horror. Chelsea had no idea what was going on... oh wait.

This was that dating thing she for some unbelievable reason joined. Why in the world did she do this to herself... AND WHY IN THE WORLD WAS IT INVOLVING BEING EATEN BY A DRAGON?

Now there was some eye patch guy hovering over her and she was...um... not again. At least she was kinda sorta covered a little bit? This game was made by pervs, no doubt.

"Hero? What? ...Che-...eh.. N. Lady N. I..."

This was beyond embarrassing and demeaning! Beautiful name... well he certainly was disappointed wasn't he?!

"I *cough* was about to cut my way out myself! I didn't need your help in the ...*cough*...least bit. ...Whoever you are."

@Emil Trevelyan

Das Ein Magia · May 4, 2018

Getting up and twisting a part of her gown to get the guck out. Wendel looked to Noah and and examined him for the first time. So she was supposed to what? Talk to him?

...Okay.

"Mr.Noah-san. ...This is a date thing right? Or something to bond with?"

A slight smirk formed when she realized she had a chance to introduce herself without any intrusion of her previous life.

"I'm Wendel. I'm a magic user of sorts. I call it a Magia. This was weird but it's always cool beans to meet new people...*snicker*."

She noticed the rose on her chest was still present but he hadn't said anything about it so she wouldn't either.

@Noah Krane

Sean Poteitoku · May 4, 2018

A vore fetish... The woman really thought Sean had a vore fetish? Even when he was visibly crying? Sean's fear quickly turned into rage as he got up. Oh, how I wish I had something to hit you with... A figure appeared next to him with a cocktail. Perfect. He took it without a word, the figure disappearing.

Multiple seconds passed, Sean just staring the woman down.

"DUMMKOPF!"

Sean threw the cocktail right at the woman's head, aiming for the jaw to stop her from spouting more nonsense. "WHY WOULD I HAVE A VORE FETISH IF I'M CRYING FROM THIS!?" He paused for a moment. "I'm done here." He started to walk away. No way am I going to forgive her, ever.

@Madison Freebird

Kaede Hoshi · May 4, 2018

_____Foreplay like this was really not Kaede's style. Looking over the sword she could only sigh before tossing it aside. A dagger or a spear was more her taste. Looking down at her frame as she was even covered in armor Kaede growled lightly for a moment. Why could a hero be a mage for gods sake? Taking the helmet off and fixing her hair Kaede looked to the person who got the shorter side of the stick.

"Seems it could not handle the fair maiden.~"

_____Hand outreached to comet with a smile. It was not exactly her or the girl's fault they got stuck in such a mess, or how. But they had to make the best lemonade from the lemons they got no? Looking over the dragon Kaede could only sigh, it was easy to tell this had some form of illusion background, a true same since it would be so useful to see if she could make some equipment from the scales and bones of the fallen dragon.

@Comet

Ash Vargold · May 4, 2018

This... was not what Ash had expected.

Okay, awkward, uncomfortable situations, that was one thing he was expecting, but he thought it would be "trapped in a bad K-drama" awkward. Not "cutting a scantily clad man out of a dragon's stomach" awkward. A dragon he'd... apparently slain? He certain felt like he, though he had no memory of the fight...

"Um. You okay?" He looked at the dragon, and then back to Darko. Ash scratched his head. "I'm guessing this isn't what you signed up for, huh? Haha..."

@Darko Ljubicic

Noah Krane · May 4, 2018

“Well it is a pleasure to meet you Ms. Wendel, though these circumstances are not too pleasant. As for if this is a date I feel like I should be up front and alert you that I play for another team, if you catch my drift.”

He let out an awkward chuckle as he placed his dominant hand behind his head. She appeared rather young so perhaps that sort of reference would go over her head? Though she did use the word griefful, a term that he doubt any young child would know. It was possible that she was an older person in real life and opted for a younger persona online.

“Anyways, perhaps we can still have a good time? If only they provided us with some sort of beverage or entertainment to pass the time.”

@Das Ein Magia

Madison Freebird · May 4, 2018

Madison flinched as @Sean Poteitoku tossed the cocktail in her face, the fruity alcoholic beverage mixing with the blood and gore that stained her skin. It took every bit of effort she could muster not to lick it as it dribbled down her face.

"Maybe if you added some more German there, this drink would've been stronger," she sniped at the damned man in distress.

She watched on as the boy turned and walked away, knuckles white around the hilt of her bloodied weapon. "And maybe you're crying because you found out being eaten isn't all it's cracked up to be, and now you have to find a new way to--"

Madison paused for a moment, the rest of her words dying on the tip of her tongue.

"Ah, forget it."

Corvella · May 4, 2018

The knight did not speak, instead he ran around Corvella like a excited child. There is only one person in the world who does that. Behind the visor was a very noticeable beak mask, unique to the one and only @Rook the Quick, who was indeed quick to the rescue. Also a very fitting name for the speed dating.

Rook's reaction was predictable, she looked away while searching for something to cover barely-clothed Corvella. He passed a fresh dragon hide, still with blood and chunk of flesh all splattered over it. "Uh, thanks?" At least she wore something proper now. "Sir Knight, you have saved my Kingdom from the dragon of doom. Actually, what's left of my Kingdom." She placed one finger on her lip, referencing one of the videos she watched on the flirting tips. "Princess Corvella is in your debt. Anything you want, I will fulfill."

@Rook the Quick

Emil Trevelyan · May 4, 2018

…Does…Does N stand for anything? Nicole? Nancy?

Her complaint about being saved didn’t fall on deaf ears either. He frowned and tossed his sword before her, allowing it to clatter to the ground.

Well, you can cut off the head if they will give some balm to your pride?

Pointedly, he looked off to the side and audibly exhaled in relief as a drink was passed into his waiting, outstretched hand.

I’m Emil, by the way. Emil Trevelyan.

He bowed at the waist before straightening and taking a sip of his alcohol.

@Lady N

Haru · May 4, 2018

Ever since he had fallen into the great abyss that was the endless, hellish stomach of Titanius, Haru had told himself that he would never get caught in some creature's stomach again.

Apparently that promise was broken about two weeks later when he got caught in some creature's stomach again. What the hell?! He didn't even know what it was, as it had eaten him after he had taken a nap. Hopefully someone would come anytime soon, like in the next five minutes, to save him from this embarrassing death.

Two hours later, Haru found himself falling quickly out of a creature's stomach. He even managed to impress himself by landing on his feet. He took a look at his savior before taking a second look behind him, exclaiming, "-Wow, a dragon? I'm beyond impressed. You're amazing..."
He wasn't sure if he was speaking to this man for slaying it or to himself for getting eaten by one.

@Doru

Das Ein Magia · May 4, 2018

"Other team?"

Wendel remembered a phrase like that bouncing around school and even her brother said it once. It was never something that she payed much attention to though.

Then he mentioned having a good time. It was some kind of illusion they were experiencing but it wasn't exactly what she would call a 'good time'. It was just awkward. A beverage? She could use a drink considering how drained she was but he might not be all that thrilled what she would prefer to 'drink' right now.

"Entertainment? This game isn't entertaining, It's tragic. *Giggle* but I could make things more exciting if you really wanted me to❤?"

Reaching out her hand to Noah. Wendel waited to see if he'd take it. She would give him a very entertaining illusion and get herself a energy boost.

Everyone wins and goes home happy!

@Noah Krane

Noah Krane · May 4, 2018

“Oh? How might you be able to do that? Are you going to use your, umm what did you call it Magicika? Sorry, I probably butchered tha.”

Once again that slim male let out a laugh with a slightly awkward and embarrassed tone. At least the woman seemed friendly enough. Her demeanor was sweet, even if something about her seemed a bit off. He was still betting that she was much older in real life and perhaps even a male. He knew that games like these often attracted men that wanted to live some weird fantasy as a girl, all the while claiming they were “straight”

Noah took the girls hand and awaited for the little fun that she seemed to alluded to, hoping that the two of them could at least make the best out of the awkward situation that they currently found themselves in.

@Das Ein Magia

Hanno Futaba · May 4, 2018

The Faerin coughed harshly after crawling out of the beast's mouth, while asking himself why it was the third time he was almost eaten and digested by something... Peharps it was karma attacking the fact he was a glutton? Peharps it was a curse that was attatched to him? In any case, that wasn't important... What was more important is why the hell all that happened when he joined this speed dating thing... Not that it was exactly a problem, after all it was kind of adventurous.

He looked down on his dirty gown, frowning a bit, when he had changed? And why a such cute gown was completely ruined?! How he was supposed to meet the person that they needed to meet with a such ruined outfit?! 'Wait, I'm a man, why I'm wearing a gown?' The Faerin sighed, before having a voice catching his attention. Looking up he saw an energetic girl that had a quite pretty and bright smile as she offered him a hand.

Hanno awkwardly smiled and took her hand to stand up. "A hero too? Nice! It's good to know I'm not the only one that is enthusiastic about being a hero!" His smile became wider and brighter, before tilting his head a bit feeling a weird smell. "Well, sorry about being all... Sticky and smelly though." The Faerin chuckled. "Anyway, seeing you are a fellow hero- How about a cheer for heroism?!" He grinned, looking at the girl.

@Seigi

Brant Dugal · May 4, 2018

Brant quickly took the hand of his helper before realizing he could not breathe too well. He also felt a tightness around his chest.

'Does...does this thing have a corset?', he thought.

As the now identified Aristides introduced himself Brant quickly reached towards his back.

"Well it's...tch...nice to MEET you Aris."

It seemed that he was having trouble taking the offending piece of torture off.

"My name is Bran-" With a loud rip the corset came off along with the top half of his dress. He then began to wipe off the gunk covering his body. Normally, he would be afraid to take off his clothes in front of another person but he didn't care much at this point. Besides, they're both guys, right?

"Sorry about that. My name is Brant. Brant Dugal, at your service. Thanks by the way."

@Aristides

Lady N · May 4, 2018

"...N means's N. I just picked it at random okay?"

The frustration of being the one in the underdog position still lingered bitterly as she rose from the ground. Making absolutely sure she wasn't exposing herself to this man. He made a comment and dropped his sword. Obviously not too happy with how she responded to his heroic display.

"What, drinks coming out of nowhere? Sigh.. ridiculous game is ridiculous."

Looking around and both bored and annoyed. Chelsea looked back at Emil and said in a deadpan voice.

"Nice to meet you too, I suppose."

@Emil Trevelyan