Madison blinked at @Libitina Cerin while the words dribbled out of her mouth.
Need not steal?! Rent a ship?!?! Pay for one out of own pockets?!?!?!
All of this was simply unacceptable.
The plagueslinger took a long pull from her frosty, frothy mug of ale and glared at the young woman. "Listen, bucko. Don't you worry your pretty little head about ruining your pReCiOuS rEpUtAtIoN 'round here. This is Druuk Island!"
Madison made a grand gesture around the tavern with her gloved hand. "Every single one of these bilge-sucking, hornswogglin' grog blossoms have stolen from or ran their cutlass across another person to take something they fancied. It's just part of the everyday economy here!"
She tapped her hat, jacket, and trousers in turn. "Captain Kaz O'Malley, One-Eyed Artemis, and Paxton 'Renegade' Sax. Those were the names written on the labels when I pulled them all off some rat named Walter 'Three-Teeth' Zayne." Madison rocked her right foot around on the table, drawing attention to the knife marks carved into the boot's heel that read M3TZ.
"Just think of this as a Vegas vacation. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?"
The blond girl who dragged them all to the island glanced around. "What is a Vegas," she asked.
Madison cracked a smile. "Imagine a place far far away. A magical place where piracy is legal and people travel from all over to willingly be robbed."
Her face immediately soured. "Sounds absolutely wretched," she hissed.
"Your family would've lost a hell of a lot more than a fortune," Madison added over the rim of her glass.
The witch was incredibly glad that Ivan and Marcus were on her side, though. Whether or not Libi liked it, they were stealing a goddamn pirate ship. Plucking it right out of the harbor. Making the crew walk the plank while their captain watches, tied to the mast. The illusionist even volunteered to steer it--but the conviction in his voice that faltered somewhere around the "probably" was mildly concerning.
Either way, they were not paying for a charter ship out of pocket.
Madison nodded as Marcus cobbled together a plan. "I think you might be onto something there. Blondie shows us what port her fateful voyage sailed out of, we grab a ship from it, and load it up with precious cargo." She jabbed a thumb towards Libitina. "We can dress her up real nice too, like the princess that she is. Throw the two ladies onto the deck with the empty chests. Pirates know that not all treasure is silver and gold. We stand a better chance of finding our marks if Blondie looks like she has another rich relative traveling the seas with her."
The witch kicked her feet off the table and finished the rest of her beer before letting out a deep, hearty belch. Just to keep up appearances in the tavern, of course. At least that's what she told herself.
"Ivan and I can go scout the docks for a good vessel to hijack. He's got the illusion magic skills to trick the crew, and I'll just..." Maddy shook her head, trying to get rid of the sudden buzz that clouded her mind. "I'll just turn into a fuckin' parrot or something, land on the captain's shoulder and improv from there."
She looked around at the rest of the table. "Marcus can get Libi dressed up and find a couple empty chests, and then once we get everything set we'll push off. Savvy?"
Last edited: May 24, 2018