Perched on the captain's shoulder, Madison heard the blond heiress's screams and their perfect dissonant chords loud and clear. She cocked her head to the side to see the pirate ship coming in hot around the backside of the cape. The druidess flapped her wings to keep her balance while the captain rushed over to the railing, producing a spyglass from inside his coat.
"What's their flag, Cap?"
His only response was a growing frown and the awful sucking sound of his tongue running across his teeth.
Madison asked again, her telepathic voice even more impatient than usual. "The flag. What are they flying?"
The captain lowered the device and collapsed it with a deafening click. His gaze remained firmly locked on the ship as it closed in. A wheezing breath escaped between his lips. "It's the serpent and sword."
And with that, the druidess hopped off his shoulder and morphed back into her human form before her boots hit the deck. It was incredibly hard to sport a bloodthirsty grin with the limited facial muscles of a parrot, after all. "Neat," she said as she adjusted the fit of her tricorn hat. "Your crew good in a fight?"
He nodded. "You don't sail these waters without knowing how to run a pirate through."
Madison clapped him on the back and flashed a devilish smile. "Great! Have them prepare to be boarded."
The captain blinked, then spun around and stopped her before she could walk away. "Whoa now, lass. That was never part of the deal! I will not put the lives of my crew on the line--"
Madison spun around and slapped his hand away. "You can, and you will, mate." The woman, a furious light in her eyes, got inches from the man's face. She lowered her voice so only he could hear over the panicking of his crew and the crashing of the waves. "You stand in the presence of the Dark Druid of Dunnstads. The Briarheart. The Plagueslinger."
Motioning over his shoulders at @Iván Carl and @Libitina Cerin, she continued, "The goofy fucker in the white is a master Illusionist and Chronomancer. The girl with pink hair can beat every single one of your men in a sword duel." She paused for a moment, glancing downship for any sign of Marcus. "The blonde is useless, I'll admit--but we had a fourth..." She held a hand up over her eyes, hoping that it was the sun playing tricks on her.
"It looks like he didn't make it," Maddy said with a frown before resuming her hellish glare and scowl combination. "Point is, don't worry about your crew. They're in good hands."
Madison whipped around without another word and made her up the stairs towards the helmsman. Behind her, the captain stammered for a moment, but quickly collected himself and began shouting orders at his crew. The druidess leaned in close to the scruffy man and barked at him, "Stay on course. Don't try and outrun them. Let them catch us. We'll take it from there."
Thankfully, he was to pants-shittingly frightened to do any arguing. Come to think of it, a lot of the crewmen seemed to be scurrying around with a little less guts and a lot more fear. Were these sword snake dudes really that scary?
As the rest of the boat prepared for battle, Madison found herself a nice, wide, open space in the aft end of the vessel. She had to guess that she was above the captain's quarters. Flicking open her UI, she sent a quick message to the others.

I'm up by the helmsman. We're going to be boarded. I'll need some time, but I'm going to rot out a hole in their boat and sink them. I figure, their captain will panic and jump over here. Kill or disable as many pirates as you please--but leave him alive for questioning.
Let's fuck shit up, kiddos!
A quick couple presses of her palm menu and the confirmation beep sounded in her ear, telling her the ping was successfully sent. Madison quickly produced the deck of corrupted playing cards from her inventory, gave them a good shuffle, and began to build the ritual circle needed for her work.