Ah, he was hitting his limit soon. No, he was going to surpass his limits soon. Soon? Hell NO! He already surpassed his drinking limits, his toned...
After a half decade of waiting for a brave soul to answer the call of the Gold Dust, @Cain Darlite and @Ashiore Evretto decided to cowboy the fuck...
Ah, a blessed victory over the Goddess of Fortune herself! Riding off the high of defeating a little girl in an adult's drinking contest, Cain let...
"OH SHIT!" Cain exclaimed, immediately lifting @Seigi up onto his shoulders, "We got a super big winner here, friends! Someone ring that cowbell,...
"Oh oho," Cain's eyes fluttered at the drunk's stupid luck. "It appears that the karma of your justice is going all the way back to you, eh,...
Stumbling out of the Maize with a flushed face and a shit ton of laughs still bubbling out of his stomach, Cain swayed and spun, so absolutely...
"I've heard about Astor being kidnapped by flaming gorillas and oneshotting the King in a flurry of elemental wrath, but our mascot D'va doesn't...
100 100 "Wat." Cain blinked blearily, spontaneously biting onto Alphabet's corndog finger and wondering why it didn't taste like corn or dog,...
Navigate Maze d100
Event Roll d10
100 100 "That way?" Cain pshawed dramatically, flipping his hair like a glamorous rich person that definitely didn't have family issues or no...
100 100 "Guehuehuehuehue," Cain laughed, spinning around lazily in circles, his face flushed already from the ale that he had downed in such a...
"Ladies do like domestic men after all," Cain replied smoothly, patting @Alphabet Chocolate 's head, "And I tipped you 200 gp at the start. You...
"Got enough cash to buy a small village now," Cain crowed exuberantly, smacking his flagon into Alphabet's, "So hell yea, drinks are on me!"...
Booth girls are fine and all, but you realize a sizable portion of your customers are female, right? How about me and you team up and reel in some...
All in? It was only one thousand gold pieces, chump change now that he was a proper city defending, boss slaying god of support magic. Rolling up...
A wince. True agony. It felt like his soul getting ripped out of his chest, but Cain didn't stop from pain alone, and once again, he truly had...
If it came to what he REALLY needed, Cain already had his exquisite tier weapon. Everything else from that point on? Extra. So as Alphabet...
