ATTN

ATTN
Discussion in 'Chit-chat' started by System, Apr 1, 2018.
  1. System

    System

    Staff Member
    Your favorite shitposter is dead, System has a new mascot now and it's me, your Colonel.

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    #1 Apr 1, 2018
  2. Lyre

    Lyre

    Staff Member
    D:

    wuuut?!
    wut about ronald mcdonald?! he's gonna be lovin' it since he's a clown on april fools and all!

    rip smug wendy

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    #2 Apr 1, 2018
  3. Pandora

    Pandora

    Staff Member Game Master
    You're all ass wipes anyway!
     
    #3 Apr 1, 2018
  4. System

    System

    Staff Member
    I will vanquish you, rodent. You will surrender your shard to KFC!

    Thrown die:
    96

    +35 Mastered in Deep Frying​
     
    #4 Apr 1, 2018
  5. Pandora

    Pandora

    Staff Member Game Master
    FUCK! You lucky Colonel! But I will boost my SPEED to OVER 9000!
     
    #5 Apr 1, 2018
  6. System

    System

    Staff Member
    Hey everyone, I'm back to my normal self. I murdered the Colonel so he won't be coming back for a while.
     
    #6 Apr 2, 2018
  7. Plutopia

    Plutopia

    "At least i have chicken." -Leeroy Jenkins
     
    #7 Apr 2, 2018
  8. Lyre

    Lyre

    Staff Member
     
    #8 Apr 2, 2018
  9. System 2

    System 2

    I have my own account now, Smug Wendy.
     
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    #9 Apr 3, 2018
  10. Ronald McDonald

    Ronald McDonald

    YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE SYSTEM BUT IT WAS ME, RONALD MCDONALD

    how could you forget about ronald mcdonald like that?!
     
    #10 Apr 6, 2018
  11. Skyswimsky

    Skyswimsky

    Staff Member Game Master
    Now we are missing The Burger King. But by courtesy of me suggesting it and not even bothering to do it myself, I ruined the entire joke. Henceforth, we won't get "The Burger King". Because if we would, it'd be lame. You'd be lame. Do you want to be lame? No? You're welcome. Yes? Well, you're lame.
     
    #11 Apr 8, 2018