Complete - Elegant like a moose

Complete - Elegant like a moose
Discussion in 'Solo Journey' started by Rat, Apr 15, 2018.
  1. Rat

    Rat

    • 4 HP

      MAX 129 HP

    • 185 EN

      MAX 195 EN

    • 11 STK

      Dissonance


    -arm
    +∞ being right about that mary sue bitch

    And there went her arm, flying up into darkness as Saya cornered her and quite publicly mutilated her. So much for heroes! She just hoped @Seigi was able to see this! In between horrible screams of pain, Rat got out her last laughs as the real Saya stormed off.

    img "EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAH! hahaha AHHHHHHHHHHH! Elegant lady, sure! About as well AHHHHHHHHHHH-adjusted as AHHHHHHHHHH-a the forty year old basement dwelling virgin wiz-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ard that designed you-hoo-hoo! Ahahaha, I beeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAH-t.. I bet your personality is designed entirely around the napkin that served as his spank receptacle during all the years that went into developing this game! You're as elegant and lady like as a moose, without the benefit of being majestic OR Canadian!"
    It sort of devolved into horrified sobs for a moment, until Saya turned her back to go, finished with her sloppy choppy work.
    "best swordsman in your class? Bitch you couldn't even 360 no-scope one-shot a one-eyed support when you had her dead to rights! Get out of your own face with that shit, before I go to Falderan and fuck every goat and stable boy between Pormont and Druuk Island wearing your face! See which of us bitches gonna lose this shit! What! What! What! What! That's what I thought! That's what I thought! Someone grab my fucking arm, before one of the guys grabs it to Stranger himself, please!"