Quest - Udderly in Love

Quest - Udderly in Love
Discussion in 'Brisshal' started by Skyswimsky, Apr 3, 2018.
  1. Skyswimsky

    Skyswimsky

    Staff Member Game Master
    Ah, Farmer Jackson and his prized Cows! He had it all. Vanilla milk-cows, rock-cows, cat-cows, honey-cows, even the dangerous fire-cows! One had to wonder just how many cow variants Jackson truly had. Selling the rarest and most exquisite of milk variants to cow-lovers far and wide.

    The most special amongst the special, however, was the Mooshroom called Betty. Half-shroom, half-cow. Sure, she wasn't as fancy as the temperamental boom-cow or as precious as a gold-cow BUT, it was Jackson's special one. The only Mooshroom on the entire farm. Betty, whose mushroom-milk(?) wasn't even sold but, instead, won cow-contest upon moo-contest. And it was about damn time that Betty deserved better.

    Thus, Jackson hired you to help him! Believing himself to not be worthy enough, like an angry father too biased for his daughter, he decided to call in the experts. Professional cupids, love-doctors, matchmakers, whatever you may call it!

    Immortals from another dimension, deciding to grace his humble farm with their presence! Your job is simple, find the perfect Grmoom for Betty! With experts such as you and many many different cow-variants to choose from, clearly, there had to be a fit?

    OOC
    Work together and so some freeform roleplaying with one another. The quest will be considered complete after 3 posts from each. You can continue past that too if you wish.

    Don't forget to tag your partners to make sure it's their turn!

    You can decide however this ordeal shall go. Complete freedom over all and any NPCs. Get creative! Is Betty a calm one or a fierce beast? Did you just put that stall on fire? Nasty fire-cow! Or... or is Betty's only match actually...!?!? The possibilities are endless. I will not interfere unless you call me out in Spice my Thread.

    As always, if you're still unsure about something don't be afraid to tag/ask in the Discord!

    Have Fun!

    @Arwyn @Ash Vargold
     
  2. This is... not what I was expecting.

    It was a farm. It sounded like a farm. Oh god, it smelled like a farm. He was trying not to cover his nose in a desperate attempt at politeness - it seemed like being a Caenis meant everything was ratcheted up a level or twenty.

    Farmer Jackson, heedless of Ash's barely veiled discomfort, was giving him the world tour of his... eclectic herd. Here were the cows that produced flavored milk. There were the cows that produced things that weren't even milk, like honey, or juice. There were even some honest to goodness fire cows, cheerfully burning away in a section of the field that didn't have much in the way of greenery at this point.

    What do you even get from a fire cow? Self-grilling steaks?

    But Ash wasn't here for those cows, though they were certainly... interesting. Jackson's tour ended at a stable decorated with ribbons and awards. The pièce de résistance of the whole farm. Betty the mooshroom cow.

    He smelled her before he saw her - it was somewhere between sweat and the smell of bread gone moldy, on top of the usual smell of manure and rotting hay that permeated the farm. Betty herself was a muddy red with white spots, and more spotted toadstools grew from its fur. It was hard to tell if she hadn't been washed in ages, or if her coat was just naturally that gnarled and matted...

    "Isn't she a beaut'?" Ash heard Jackson say as he reached into the pen and... Oh god, he was touching the cow, giving it a good rub between the ears. The cow stared vacantly ahead, entirely unaware of the gesture of affection. Or... much of anything, it seemed. It was hard to believe it could actually see through those milky white eyes. "One of a kind, she is - at least, for now."

    Jackson winked with all the subtly of a freight train. Ash smiled shakily in response. "Y-yes, of course. I'll put my all into this."

    @Arwyn